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FFXI story thread II: Coming of Age
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Author:  Whisp [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:14 pm ]
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...I've gotta tell you this crazy story about what happened to me the other day under the crag at Dem. It all started when I was window-shopping in Bastok and saw this sale. "Omg, omg, I have got to get that brass subligar. It's so retro..."
Author:  Ponuh [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:19 pm ]
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"...suddenly 5 very clean looking Humes pranced up to me. "Oh no...goldsmithers..." I thought. But no, I was actually on a television show called 'Queer Relief for the Straight Thief'..."
Author:  hccmike [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:48 pm ]
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Then I went to Gustburg to hunt Leaping Lizzy for Lizard Skin...
Author:  Yummy [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:02 pm ]
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Author:  Whisp [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:43 pm ]
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...a brave adventurer jumped inbetween me and the mighty beast...
Author:  Karta [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:55 pm ]
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"...and the dragon cut him in half. I breathed a sigh of relief i had sneak on, and warped to jeuno to find the place..."
Author:  BoxofCheerios [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:52 pm ]
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But ended up in Dynamis Jeuno where some Goblin loan sharks came to pick up their fee's i tell them im fresh out of gil at once they....
Author:  Mikekirby [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:09 am ]
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..strip me down and force me to walk the streets of Lower Jueno in a brass subligar. As I try to ignore the points and laughter I suddenly hear "Hey sexy.." coming from behind me. I turn around and it was..
Author:  Kirana [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:16 am ]
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Yarr wearing a Holy Breastplate. He asked, "You looking for a good time?" And then proceed too
Author:  Murph [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:35 am ]
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Ask me if I enjoyed threesomes with taurs, he said he had a Taru friend that was interested named...
Author:  Regnar [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:38 am ]
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... Mikey, and that he very much enjoyed to ...
Author:  Murph [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:46 am ]
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die....but only after he...
Author:  Whisp [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:29 am ]
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...allows himself to get gangbanged by a pack of horny demons. I replied, "Screw...."
Author:  Yummy [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:55 am ]
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Author:  Whisp [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:12 am ]
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...feel Yarr breathing down my neck. It gave me goosebumps. Then I got sucked up into Yarr's Teleport-Dem. He ran off towards one of the sheep with determined eyes. "Whew," I thought. Then, out of the corner of my vision, from underneath the crag, I see: ....."
Author:  Yummy [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:21 am ]
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Author:  Whisp [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:27 am ]
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...cast Burst. As he chanted, the skies above me darkened. I could hear a sheep crying in the distance. Then I had the ingenius idea to...
Author:  Yummy [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:33 am ]
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Author:  Whisp [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:38 am ]
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... a crowd of level 20-23 PS2ers rushed by me and said, "Come on to Qufim you won't believe whats happening there!!! I squeezed ...
Author:  Yummy [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:43 am ]
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Author:  Whisp [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:51 am ]
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...I had the rare fortune to witness two Gigas's mating. I tried to take a screenshot but before I could, a Wight...
Author:  Led [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:51 am ]
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.....i walked into quifm only to find behemoth and king behemoth singing we are family and then suddenly i felt a sharp pain.....
Author:  Yummy [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:01 am ]
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Author:  Led [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:02 am ]
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doh i screwed up o well :(
Author:  Whisp [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:11 am ]
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no prob lz your sig makes up for it
anyone wanna start a third?
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