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Author: | Whisp [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:14 pm ] |
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...I've gotta tell you this crazy story about what happened to me the other day under the crag at Dem. It all started when I was window-shopping in Bastok and saw this sale. "Omg, omg, I have got to get that brass subligar. It's so retro..." |
Author: | Ponuh [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:19 pm ] |
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"...suddenly 5 very clean looking Humes pranced up to me. "Oh no...goldsmithers..." I thought. But no, I was actually on a television show called 'Queer Relief for the Straight Thief'..." |
Author: | hccmike [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:48 pm ] |
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Then I went to Gustburg to hunt Leaping Lizzy for Lizard Skin... |
Author: | Yummy [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:02 pm ] |
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Author: | Whisp [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:43 pm ] |
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...a brave adventurer jumped inbetween me and the mighty beast... |
Author: | Karta [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:55 pm ] |
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"...and the dragon cut him in half. I breathed a sigh of relief i had sneak on, and warped to jeuno to find the place..." |
Author: | BoxofCheerios [ Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:52 pm ] |
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But ended up in Dynamis Jeuno where some Goblin loan sharks came to pick up their fee's i tell them im fresh out of gil at once they.... |
Author: | Mikekirby [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:09 am ] |
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..strip me down and force me to walk the streets of Lower Jueno in a brass subligar. As I try to ignore the points and laughter I suddenly hear "Hey sexy.." coming from behind me. I turn around and it was.. |
Author: | Kirana [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:16 am ] |
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Yarr wearing a Holy Breastplate. He asked, "You looking for a good time?" And then proceed too |
Author: | Murph [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:35 am ] |
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Ask me if I enjoyed threesomes with taurs, he said he had a Taru friend that was interested named... |
Author: | Regnar [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:38 am ] |
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... Mikey, and that he very much enjoyed to ... |
Author: | Murph [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:46 am ] |
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die....but only after he... |
Author: | Whisp [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:29 am ] |
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...allows himself to get gangbanged by a pack of horny demons. I replied, "Screw...." |
Author: | Yummy [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:55 am ] |
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Author: | Whisp [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:12 am ] |
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...feel Yarr breathing down my neck. It gave me goosebumps. Then I got sucked up into Yarr's Teleport-Dem. He ran off towards one of the sheep with determined eyes. "Whew," I thought. Then, out of the corner of my vision, from underneath the crag, I see: ....." |
Author: | Yummy [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:21 am ] |
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Author: | Whisp [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:27 am ] |
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...cast Burst. As he chanted, the skies above me darkened. I could hear a sheep crying in the distance. Then I had the ingenius idea to... |
Author: | Yummy [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:33 am ] |
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Author: | Whisp [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:38 am ] |
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... a crowd of level 20-23 PS2ers rushed by me and said, "Come on to Qufim you won't believe whats happening there!!! I squeezed ... |
Author: | Yummy [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:43 am ] |
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Author: | Whisp [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:51 am ] |
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...I had the rare fortune to witness two Gigas's mating. I tried to take a screenshot but before I could, a Wight... |
Author: | Led [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:51 am ] |
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.....i walked into quifm only to find behemoth and king behemoth singing we are family and then suddenly i felt a sharp pain..... |
Author: | Yummy [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:01 am ] |
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Author: | Led [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:02 am ] |
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doh i screwed up o well |
Author: | Whisp [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:11 am ] |
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no prob lz your sig makes up for it anyone wanna start a third? |
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