He may be a bit old to some fo you, but I still find this awesome!!!
I present to you the man, the myth, the LEGEND!!!
TECHNO VIKING!!! (Ruler of Techno Valhalla and keeper of Asgard)
"Screw bowflex! The techno viking dance moves is a REAL workout."
"Techno-Viking's magic water gives him dancing powers beyond the UBER!!!"
"Techno Viking Demands SACRIFICE!"
"TechnoViking can sneeze with his eyes open."
"TechnoViking can kill two stones with one bird."
"Techno Viking is all about LOVE."
"TechnoViking brings people together...to DANCE!"
"He is a holy man. Infinite... He lives on the net five thousand years. He is like pyramids"
"TechnoViking can simply walk in mordoor, and slam mordoor shut!"
"TechnoViking 'can' touch Mc Hammer"
"Techno Viking's prescription...more pills...MOAR WATER!"
"TechnoViking has no religion, he IS GOD!"
"Chuck norris may of counted to infinity twice, but TechnoViking did it three times...
no, Technoviking INVENTED infinity. before him, there were no numbers."
"Techno Viking Gives Pleasure...and takes it!!!"
"Techno Viking can either do one of two things...dance or beat your ass...as he thoroughly enjoys both, the choice is not up to you, but up to Techno Viking."
"All hail KING Techno Viking!!!"
Techno Viking has an uncanny power of understanding of DANCE!!! As his mystical power give him power to make the music dance to him...
REMEMBER, techno viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dance to techno viking!!!"
The original recorded observation of our savior:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4&feature=related[/youtube]
Techno-Viking Remix 1
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB2Fad_n7b0&feature=related[/youtube]
Techno Viking Remix 2 (RAINDANCE)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb3SyZXzBOA&feature=related[/youtube]
Techno Viking on Amon Amarth
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTwprLce5-8&feature=related[/youtube]
Techno Viking to Ghostbuster
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYhT1SXWX9E&feature=related[/youtube]
Techno Viking Dances to "Beat It"
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UQNVjD_-lY[/youtube]
Techno Viking EXTREME RAVE epileptic seizure version!!!
(Techno Viking uses glow sticks made of actual sticks of plutonium )
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVR-eIPkRjo&feature=related[/youtube]
Techno Viking Vs Freestylers
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgeGdM_HAUw&feature=related[/youtube]
TechnoViking "They Are Taking the hobbits to Isengard"
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3TK0MEtM-E&feature=related[/youtube]
Techno Viking Bakes A Cake
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wno8tWg-Q4g&feature=related[/youtube]
Techno Viking on Peanut Butter Jelly Time
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZqVxVpG-cI&feature=related[/youtube]
HEIL TECHNO VIKING!!!
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