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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 7:53 pm 
Youre a Crappy HNM like Roc or something
Youre a Crappy HNM like Roc or something
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The young bride approached her awaiting husband on
their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first
love-making encounter. In his highly aroused state,
he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time
they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it
was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.


Arriving home around noon one day, she found her
husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few
minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin
caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a
50 year old executive.


Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits
and interest for 30 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars.

Pointing across the parking lot, she gestured toward
the local bank while handing him stock certificates
worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that
he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told
him that for 30 years she had charged him each time
they had sex, and this was the result of her investments.

By now he was distraught and beating his head
against the side of the car.

She asked him why the disappointment at such good
news and he replied, "If I had known what you were doing,
I would have given you all of my business!

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