I'll start.

Today on the train heading to work.


Saw a normal guy my age. Holding a laptop, and listening to music via a casette player. A tape player.

It fucking 2006, why? you have an apple macbook 17 inch model and your listening to a casette player? FUck you for being backwards, I hate you and i don't even know you!

And also. I hate the black cowboy guy that lives down my block. I've lived in my neighborhood for 25 years. I still remember him since i was a 5 year old. That man was 70 years old when i was that age.

He's STILL ALIVE. WHY? Beer? How could being drunk all the time possibly have kept you alive when your over 100 years old! Why god why?

So let me know a couple of things that pisses you off? And please nothing overly retarded!

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People that talk about politics when I am trying to smoke a bowl. Me and my buddy go to hang out at a friend's house and this asswipe always wants to talk about 9/11 conspiracies and watch videos about them. I want to cave that guy's skull in with a rock. I smoke bud to escape from stuff like that and relax, not talk with some dumbasses about the same world I am trying to escape from.

Old people that still drive. Huge ass Caddys and Lincolns piloted by blue-hairs are commonplace in Florida. They drive 50 mph on a highway that has a 70 mph speed limit and shift between the middle and left lanes. These people cause more wrecks than anyone else on the road it seems, excluding drunk drivers of course (some of the old people are drunk anyways).

One of my friends who keeps downloading porn and fucking up his PC, then calls me and begs me to help him fix it. I think I have shown him where the Ad-aware and Spybot icons are on his PC about 70 times. I am really at the point where I am about to low level format his PC and reinstall WinXP. It wouldn't help much as he takes about a week to fuck his PC up after being restored to last known good config.

The guy who sits behind me at Jaguars games. He is always drunk and complains and boos all the damn time. The Jags were up 38-0 and he was complaining and slurring his speech about how we need to bench so and so. The plethora of drunk motherfuckers around where I sit are all at least funny and know something about football. His only saving grace is that his daughter is hot, otherwise he can die in a fire.

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[quote="Mikey"]I'll start.

Saw a normal guy my age. Holding a laptop, and listening to music via a casette player. A tape player.

It fucking 2006, why? you have an apple macbook 17 inch model and your listening to a casette player? FUck you for being backwards, I hate you and i don't even know you!
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ummm, might have been lecture tapes or something along those lines. My dad uses his cassette player still to listen to lectures and what not for his work (he is a physican's assistant). He also has lung sounds and heart sounds on tape.

some people claim that analog (tape players, record players, etc.) have a sweeter sound than digital music.

I can understand both sides, but digital music is so much more convenient.

Dumbasses who wear navy shirts, khaki pants, and black shoes to work. God damn i know its EB games but christ is it that hard to match?

Im sure i'll have a shitton more but i have to go to work today and thats all i can think of atm.

Edit- Oh yeah just thought of a couple more:

People who call EB games and ask when we're doing preorders for PS3. (Not the ones who are nice, but the ones who act like i have any thing to do with how many fucking systems my store gets.)

People who call EB games and ask me what to do cause their gamecube/xbox/gameboy/Playstation/pet dog is broken. And then act like its my fault...

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1. Politics in general
2. Iraq
3. Ignorant people and worse...drunk ignorant people
4. Thugs
5. Rap music (I love hip-hop though, there is a difference)
6. money (I like having it, but hate how people focus on it and how it works with fellow mankind)
7. corporate environments
8. What we're doing to the environment
9. Drivers that speed up and weave between lanes to get to that red light before me..."good job buddy, I got there just as fast as you did."
10. Stupid teenagers, mainly, close-minded mean "thug wannabes" that think they got something to prove!
11. addicts
12. Irresponsible people that give no forethought to the consequences of their actions
13. Irresponsible people that contribute to spreading their ignorant genepool into our already overcrowded human population
14. Those that abuse power and hurt others
15. attention whores
16. people that talk (either to others or their cellphone) during a movie or event where you're supposed to "shut the F up!"
17. Haters or those jealous of you or others
18. Forceful individuals

Stupid fucks who won't grow up. "420 smoke evryday lol" faggots.

Uhh,

WHEN PEOPLE DON'T FUCKING USE THEIR BLINKER AND CHANGE LANES IN FRONT OF YOU FUCK YOU AND WHEN THEY FUCKING TURN INTO THE LANE IN FRONT OF YOU INSTEAD OF TURNING LANE TO LANE FUCK THEM GODDAMNIT.

Carlos Mencia

Oh god, really everything. I'm a really negative person and if I thought about it I could name off alot of shit. Those three things are just things that have pissed me off today (carlos mencia pisses me off everyday. I'm pissed off whenever I'm reminded of his existence in any way.

people who talk loud
patches of grass that grow faster than the rest of the lawn

edit:
yeah carlos mencia too. Not just the shittiness but the screaming. See point 1.

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Pro-anything people

Con-anything people

People who turn everything into black and white, right and wrong

Sugarcoaters

anti-war demonstrators drinking starbucks at school

pro-war demonstrators lying about the facts

anti-american rhetoric because its the "in" thing

generalization, everyone is guilty of it, but it still sucks.

very negative towards everyone, haven't met someone yet who can't piss me off with their unimaginable amount of stupidity when confronted with something that requires critical thinking beyond, "How does this help me".

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lack of sleep
siblings
people who generalize music
arrowhead water
microsoft accesories/products
the fact that triphop makes the SK3 with the ability to change faceplates but doesnt think to make any faceplates to change.
world of warcraft
my nose
the lighting in my room
the sound of dogs licking eachother, or licking anything for that matter.
when i know that im being cut open and operated on but i cant feel any of it (actualy that gets me more excited then pissed off, but its a mix that makes me start to twitch)
kids that work at skateshops and dont know how to grip a board.
people who work at best buy and dont know a thing about their section.
nursery rhyme rap
cheap shampoo
i have more, but i have a job i must attend to

That was a mentality I saw in high school from people that would wear pot leaf shirts and the like. You could assume that those people still have never worked a full time job and lived outside their parents house thus never growing up. I can't smoke as often as I like due to bills like rent, utilities, fixing my pos car, insurance, etc. When I was a kid with no bills it was easy to get away with that crap I guess. Pot wouldn't be an escape for someone who is really 420 24/7 because then its the norm to be high all the time. You tend to be numb to alot of that shit and the weed really doesn't do anything for you anymore if its an all day everyday thing.

Most of the fags who dress like they are stoners are just starting to smoke or think it is cool or something. I have never looked like a stoner and most people are shocked when they find out I smoke (dress pretty conservatively actually). I actually put up a good front in real life and hide my habit well as do alot people who have been smoking as long as me. However I have no problems talking about shit like weed or whatever on the internet because I give less of a fuck here.

Carlos Mencia is incapable of even doing stereotypes or racial comedy worth a crap to begin with. He blows donkey nuts. If you hate that type of comedy then he is even worse.

I want to kill people who are loud in a movie theater lol.

People who don't use their blinkers piss me off, as do people who fail at turning them off 5 miles down the road.

Hypocritical people who think that they are better than others and perfect. Everyone has problems and makes mistakes. Seriously hating people for their failings really hurts you more than it hurts them. I am trying to be more tolerant myself and it is difficult.

All of the shit Deejay wrote also pissed me off while working at EB. Nothing as much as the Madden asswipes asking about a game that won't come out until they fucking finalize rosters. Honestly the same type of stuff pissed me off back when I worked any retail job. I hated working retail haha.

I have a CD burned of a old record my parents have. Really analog has little to no advantage to digital music in most cases. Vinyl does sound nice though... I think its a nostalgia thing in most cases. I do prefer to hear people who actually play instruments instead of sampling everything and programming all their tracks. There has to be some human part of music in my opinion beyond just vocals and writing the parts for a machine to perform via midi.

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Political discourse with almost anyone. Then again, I was once guilty of the very same political bullshit that pissesme off so much about almost every American I've ever known. The evidence is somewhere on this board. Then again, I was alot younger back then. Now, people just mistake me for having no political views when I don't get into "discussions (partisan circlejerks)" with them.

Urban hippies, you know those idiots who are munching on granola, wearing designer clothes made to look vintage and drive a leased SUV and a volkswagon. They live in 1/2 million dollar homes, listen to their ipods, have memberships at my gym and wouldn't dream of feeding their children McDonald's...only organic veggies allowed. They are the epitomy of hipocracy and it makes me barf.

Which brings me to nausea. Nausea sucks ass.

Speaking of ass, WTF is with those stupid little twelve year old prostiteen girls? They wear their pants so tight and so low, there is absolutely nothing left to the imagination...it is not that cool when you can see their coinslots, and they aren't even bending over.

Why do guys have to bend over and stick out their asses to fart? And thanks for fanning it, I really wanted to smell it, I've never smelled shit before! I mean...OMG, that's so cool! You can pass gas?!?!

Gas prices are too high. There is no reason for it to be so expensive and what's worse is that there are alternate fuel sources available, but the oil companies have so much interest in car companies that it will take years for cars that are better for our environment and don't suck to be available to the open market.

I hate it when I go to the market to buy vegetables and there are flies everywhere. Throw away the rotting fruit, you morons! Nobody is going to buy it!

People who buy water when there is perfectly decent tap water available. You are such fools! You are usually paying $2-$3 a litre for that shit and you complain about gas prices? Get a clue!

Oh and yeah--"fart kids." There's a "fart kid" who frequents this forum that I know in real life. I believe something awful put it best:

Kids who want help with their computer, but they don't bother following any of the directions that are right in front of them. And people who don't return the shit that I lend out to them like video game controllers, movies or games. For some reason I have to go hunt these people down, then find out they lent it to someone else then go dig through their shit and break into rooms just to get a controller back. And retarded college kids who consider alcohol like a sport or an honorable social pursuit. Alot of politics in general now as well as Ponuh put so eloquently, "partisan circle jerks," And...

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People who think things are just done by Americans. When I was in Germany, France and Switzerland the people bringing up politics were rarely Americans. Well this was in bars. My brother being a political science major was more than happy to make his input into their arguments, while I laughed and drank beer. Normally the people who started the complaining were either French, Canadian, or both. I can't generalize all of those nations from a week or so visiting bars. That is bullshit of course, just like generalizing Americans as people who do those same things. There are all types of annoying people living everywhere, not just in the US. The growing anti-American sentiments in this country is not only disgusting, but it in itself is pathetic. Raging nationalism also is equally shitty. This country is far from perfect, but it is further from being one of the worst nations. The world itself is full of shitty people, not just this country.

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I call them Prostitots. lol

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Yeah I have been noticing that as well. Really fucking sick shit. We have enough child molestors in this world as it is. I worry about these kids parents, probably the same parents that bought their kids GTA and R rated movies when I worked at EB. I had a friend that lived down the street from me when I was a kid that had the worst parents ever. Really not enough room to go into it, lets just say both of them are in prison now and so are both of their sons (sons for stealing cars, mother for insurance fraud and the dad for selling coke). That family was the example of how to not be a family.

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#1 football (anything to do with it, seeing it on tv, hearing it on the radio, hearing people talk about it, drama queen football stories in the news, vehicles with the football flags on the back, big bellied 45 year olds who drink beer everyday and love eating lots of meat and always end up talking about football without fail, etc. etc. etc. etc.)

#2 people who are oblivious to their inconveniencing of others

#3 when people conform their beliefs to what their religion tells them to believe

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I hate that my job is 100% based on the fact that the general public is stupid.

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Do vegans and vegatarians not realize that humans are omnivores that have teeth called canines made for rending flesh? Condemning people for enjoying their place on the food chain is pretty low. There are plenty of meat eating animals out there, humans are no different in that regard. We are omnivores so we are able to eat meat, vegies, fruit, etc. Pushing your beliefs as a vegan/vegatarian is being just as intolerant as any religious person that does the same.

If religious people do not follow their religion, then they are going to follow secular thought usually. Either way they are sheep. This doesn't piss me off only because I expect this out of people. It is easier for people to believe what is comfortable and convenient than to find out things that make them change their mind on a subject.

Football people can be the same as any person who is one dimensional and can only talk about one subject. They have nothing else to fall back on, so they look ignorant to all things that are not football (often are ignorant to that as well). That is bound to happen when the sport is the favorite of the masses. The masses usually consist of plenty of ignorant people if you want to make a generalization.

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I dislike admins of anything. They become obsessed with the power they have over people. Well, the admins here aren't bad, but they're not much different from the rest of us.

People who think being a twin is cool. They're so goddamn clueless.

I hate preppy kids. Theres 4 of them in my German class: 2 idiot guys, a fat chick, and a kinda hot chick. They always dick around, and the boys do stuff they shouldn't to the girls, but nobody does anything about it.

My homeroom teacher. Hes like a 90 y/o bag of bones that gets off on asserting power over high school kids.

I dislike pot heads. They don't really piss me off, but they get annoying talking about getting high all the time.


My dad pisses me off. I'm 17 and he just got home and hes like "I was out looking for you." fucking idiot.

Oh I hate Vegetarians and Vegans that get holier than thou, and do the "you're awful for eating meat I try and be in peace with nature ect." Hey bitch, how do you think all those fruits and vegetables in your fridge got there? Yeah, they were shipped up from South America. And you're ripping on ME for "going against nature"? Fuck you.

Double post

Double posts piss me off. And speaking of admins...


I dislike my job because I can't get any time off and my boss is a cheap bastard.

I dislike our school library because the encyclopedia's we have to use for a research paper on literary criticism are sometimes 20 years old, or don't have my author in the set we do have...

I dislike my car. Just cuz it says Porsche doesn't mean anything these days I suppose.

I also dislike the guy I bought it from, for not taking care of it.


I dislike my father.

He wasn't looking for you Armani, he was bugging the crap out of me about where you were at.

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